hi im a cool kid. the cooliest. too cool for you to know me, i'm just that hipster you knowwww yeee girl i know you know - i KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT TELLING THE TRUTH i like your caaaardigan and your face but mostly your irish accent but your face, too, cuz, yunno, your face is pretttty nice if i must say so but irish accents are pretty dayum noiiiceee
(but please don't be deceived by my innate coolness, i can actually be relatively normal, too. especially when my descriptions aren't written by someone else)